MADE IN NAIJA ENGLISH

HUMOUR TIME, 

LAUGH IT OFF

MADE IN NIGERIA GRAMMER.

*ABEG DRESS BACK*....
*If I hear pim, u go hear
weeen*....
*Have they BROUGHT light?*....
*The FILM is SWEET*....
*See as u BAFF up*....
*Put d bread inside LYLON*....
*I strong KAKARAKA*....
*Oya come and be going*....
*I KUKUMA don't have your
time*
*See how her eye is entering my
food*....
*Did u see d sound of my
ringtone?
*I know u have come since bcoz I
hear your perfume. ..